“I have a lot of things I need to get done today,” said New York City resident James Palmer, “but if we invested in these infrastructure issues it might devalue the dollar by as much as 7.2%. I’d really rather not be able to get to the hospital if I have to than let our economy suffer that level of inflation.”
These colors don’t run, but they may fly via government-sponsored helicopter to another county. Probably a less free one with mask mandates.
“Once I was able to get the little things out of the way, I was much better able to focus on the bigger things, like beating up random people for jaywalking,” Officer Krupke told The Harold Tribune.