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Florida Governor Bans “Employees Must Wash Hands” Signs
“If a hard-working American wants to hand-toss a salad of lightly dressed greens immediately after taking a crap, and they don’t want to wash their hands first, I am going to protect their God-given right to do so,” noted Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “This is America, not Cuba.”
Joe Manchin: “I’ll Support Infrastructure Bill As Long As A Lot Of Stuff Remains Broken”
“I’m happy to support paying to fix trains on the New York City subway, but we can’t fix all of them,” said Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia). “Maybe half. I can only get behind the infrastructure bill as long as a bunch of people remain inconvenienced. My constituents won’t stand for anything less.”
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Man Who Can’t Get To Work Because Of Flooded Subway Really Just Worried About Inflation If It Was Fixed
“I have a lot of things I need to get done today,” said New York City resident James Palmer, “but if we invested in these infrastructure issues it might devalue the dollar by as much as 7.2%. I’d really rather not be able to get to the hospital if I have to than let our economy suffer that level of inflation.”
