REPORT: Megalomaniacal Evil Geniuses Don’t Even Try To Hide It Anymore
Man Who Can’t Get To Work Because Of Flooded Subway Really Just Worried About Inflation If It Was Fixed
“I have a lot of things I need to get done today,” said New York City resident James Palmer, “but if we invested in these infrastructure issues it might devalue the dollar by as much as 7.2%. I’d really rather not be able to get to the hospital if I have to than let our economy suffer that level of inflation.”
After Mike Richards Debacle, Jeopardy Producers Promise To Redouble Efforts To Find Host Who’s Not LeVar Burton
After Mike Richards Debacle, Jeopardy Producers Promise To Redouble Efforts To Find Host Who’s Not Levar Burton
Maskless Patriot Celebrates Freedom Of Toddler Being Airlifted 150 Miles To Closest Pediatric ICU
These colors don’t run, but they may fly via government-sponsored helicopter to another county. Probably a less free one with mask mandates.
HEARTWARMING: Local Cop Manages To Interact With Young Black Person Without Murdering Him For No Reason
OPINION: Keep Your Lousy Mask, Only This Horse Butthole Paste Will Save You From COVID
REPORT: LeVar Burton Enjoying A Nice Tall Glass Of “I Told You So” Right Now
Implicit Bias Training Teaches Cop To Avoid Micro-Aggressions So He Can Focus On Macro-Aggressions
“Once I was able to get the little things out of the way, I was much better able to focus on the bigger things, like beating up random people for jaywalking,” Officer Krupke told The Harold Tribune.
