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McConnell, Seeking Unity With Trump, Concedes “I Really Am A Dumb Son Of A Bitch”
APRIL FOOLS! Entire Last Year Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank
Matt Gaetz: I Only Had A Relationship With A 17-Year-Old So Trump Would Think I Was Cool
Nike Promises No Sacrificial Blood In Shoes, Only Blood Spilled By Enslaved Sweatshop Workers
Krispy Kreme Offers All Vaccine Recipients Free Diabetes
SHOCKING: Snowflake President Once Cancelled Entire Rebel Government For Displaying Confederate Flag
Patriotic Man Refuses To Live In Fear From Public Health Extremists, Riding Motorcycle Without Helmet Against Red Light
QUIZ: Is This A Democrat Opposed To A $15/hr Minimum Wage, Or A Spineless Jellyfish?
Man Surprised Deaths Of Hundreds Of Thousands Actually Affected Him Personally This Time
“Usually it’s just wars or famines on another continent,” noted area resident Joshua Greene, “and who cares about that, but this time I had to wear a mask!”
