Having Trouble Attacking Biden, Republicans Wish They Could Just Blame Everything On A Black Guy

“For some reason, Republicans are having a hard time calling Biden a Muslim Socialist Manchurian Candidate who was secretly born in another country,” commented GOP pundit Rick Santorum. “I’m not sure why this line of attack isn’t working, it’s hard to put your finger on it, but I guess Biden is just smarter, better lookingContinue reading “Having Trouble Attacking Biden, Republicans Wish They Could Just Blame Everything On A Black Guy”

Buttigieg Nominated For Transportation Secretary After Rapid Arrival And Departure During Presidential Primary

“Here’s the deal,” proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden, “this guy came out of nowhere and disappeared just as fast, like a bullet train from Los Angeles to New York that broke down in Iowa. Now get out of here, I’ve got real cabinet positions to fill.”