CRT – The Harold Tribune

“Is This A Critical Race Theory Happening Right Now?” Ted Cruz Asks Ketanji Brown Jackson

“I’m getting upset and I don’t know why,” Senator Cruz said to the Supreme Court nominee. “Are you pulling a Critical Race Theory on me?”

School District Cancels All US History Classes Because They Make White Kids Feel Bad

“There’s just no way around it,” said local school principal Anne Guilfoyle, “pretty much every decade of the last 200 years, something happened that makes white kids really uncomfortable to talk about. So we replaced the history classes with square dancing and lawn bowling, which is a bit more suitable for them.”

Look Out! Critical Race Theory Is Hiding In Those Bushes!

Be careful! That might be UCLA Law Professor Kimberle Crenshaw hiding in those bushes, waiting to ambush you with a conversation on the intersectional oppressions facing diverse populations. Warn the school board!