“I’m getting upset and I don’t know why,” Senator Cruz said to the Supreme Court nominee. “Are you pulling a Critical Race Theory on me?”
“There’s just no way around it,” said local school principal Anne Guilfoyle, “pretty much every decade of the last 200 years, something happened that makes white kids really uncomfortable to talk about. So we replaced the history classes with square dancing and lawn bowling, which is a bit more suitable for them.”
Be careful! That might be UCLA Law Professor Kimberle Crenshaw hiding in those bushes, waiting to ambush you with a conversation on the intersectional oppressions facing diverse populations. Warn the school board!