“Once I was able to get the little things out of the way, I was much better able to focus on the bigger things, like beating up random people for jaywalking,” Officer Krupke told The Harold Tribune.
“I just don’t see how we are supposed to keep law and order with the cancel mob breathing down our necks,” lamented Officer Krupke, who has carried out three fatal shootings and arrested hundreds for low level drug violations.
We don’t often hear much good news about cops these days, but this story was just too heartwarming not to share! In spite of all the negativity in the press that makes it difficult to do his job, Officer Bill Krupke still goes out of his way to show his appreciation to co-workers who destroyContinue reading “Heartwarming! Cop Makes Cookies For Crime Lab Tech Who Covered Up His Three Shootings”
“Oh crap!” Officer Bill Krupke said after realizing that he had placed his own service weapon in the hand of the man he had just shot and killed. “What happened was, I was in such a rush that I shot him with my drop gun, then I grabbed the other gun to plant on him,Continue reading “Whoops! Absent-Minded Cop Plants Own Gun On Innocent Person He Shot”