“For some reason, Republicans are having a hard time calling Biden a Muslim Socialist Manchurian Candidate who was secretly born in another country,” commented GOP pundit Rick Santorum. “I’m not sure why this line of attack isn’t working, it’s hard to put your finger on it, but I guess Biden is just smarter, better lookingContinue reading “Having Trouble Attacking Biden, Republicans Wish They Could Just Blame Everything On A Black Guy”
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“I just don’t see how we are supposed to keep law and order with the cancel mob breathing down our necks,” lamented Officer Krupke, who has carried out three fatal shootings and arrested hundreds for low level drug violations.
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