REPORT: Pro-Life Gathering Probably Going To Get Somebody Killed
Nation Enjoys Unexpected Peace And Quiet As Trump Forced To Shut The Fuck Up For A Few Days
CDC Recommends Against Sharing Room With COVID-Infected Person Screaming Like Giant Baby
Nation Of Patriots Spends Friday Evening Praying For President Trump
It was not clear at press time what exactly these patriots were praying for, but it definitely involved the President.
Hope Hicks Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize
Trump Tests Positive For Phony Plandemic Proving He’s In On Hoax Too
Mitch McConnell Disappointed That Trump Did Not Denounce White Supremacy
Lindsey Graham On First Trump/Biden Debate: “Holy Fuck Do I Gotta Keep Defending This? Yeah Ok Fine.”
Man Outraged By Cancel Culture Supports Every Police Shooting He’s Ever Seen
“It’s unconscionable that somebody could just up and lose their job because somebody doesn’t like them,” he said. “Unless of course they are summarily executed by a single cop who can’t tell the difference between a wallet and a gun.”
