Tag Archives: Christians
Trump-Supporting Evangelical Wants Biden To Spend Less Time In Church, More On Twitter Talking About Somebody’s Ugly Wife
God-Loving Christian Can’t Believe 80 Million Voted Against “Grab Them By The Pussy” Guy
“I thought this was a nation of Christian values,” declared Trump-supporting Christian Daniel Cunningham. “And by that I mean specifically the Christian value of pretending like sexual assault is not a big deal. Apparently, this is not the America I thought knew that I loved so much.”
Weird Pro-Life Nun Totally Cool With 180,000 People Dying From Disease
“If Jesus we’re alive today, he too would turn away from those inflicted by illness, just like he did in the Bible. Amen,” said Sister Deirdre Byrne at the RNC.
God-Fearing Trump Supporter Actually Just Fears Black People, Mexicans
“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”
The Harold Tribune 