“I thought this was a nation of Christian values,” declared Trump-supporting Christian Daniel Cunningham. “And by that I mean specifically the Christian value of pretending like sexual assault is not a big deal. Apparently, this is not the America I thought knew that I loved so much.”
“If Jesus we’re alive today, he too would turn away from those inflicted by illness, just like he did in the Bible. Amen,” said Sister Deirdre Byrne at the RNC.
“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”