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Gavin Newsom Relieved He Can Finally Stop Pretending To Care About Poor People

Newsom Ends Pandemic Restrictions, Californians Basically Fucking In The Streets Now

GOP Plans Newsom Recall So Californians Can Just Die In Peace Already

Newsom Loses Ability To Taste, Not From COVID, Just Too Much Truffle-Infused Velouté At The French Laundry

“After eating the finest food in the world, everything else just seems flavorless and dull,” the distraught Governor of California said in a press conference. “I too bear the scars of this pandemic, even though I have not been infected by the virus. In fact, you might say that I will suffer a fate farContinue reading “Newsom Loses Ability To Taste, Not From COVID, Just Too Much Truffle-Infused Velouté At The French Laundry”

Gavin Newsom Announces Highly Restrictive “Stay-At-Michelin-Starred-Restaurants” Order

Gavin Newsom Announces New Highly Restrictive “Stay-At-Michelin-Starred-Restaurants” Order

Gavin Newsom Quarantines At The French Laundry To Avoid Filthy, Germ-Infested Populace

Entire City Of San Francisco Wondering What The Fuck Happened To Kimberly Guilfoyle

After watching Gulfoyle’s RNC speech, the entire City of San Francisco started a group text with former mayor Gavin Newsom asking “WTF you used to be married to her???” To which Newsom responded: “lol”