“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”
“This seems to be what a lot of doctors are really doing these days,” said the Dean of Harvard Medical School, “so we thought we should at least help them with their future careers.”
Wow great work Mr. President, now that there is a real treatment the Democrats can’t keep up this plandemic hoax much longer!
The move was specifically seen as an effort to appeal to the key demographic of Midwestern college educated suburban women who have no idea how to hold a handgun.
“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”
Great job, Mr. President!