Trump – Page 6 – The Harold Tribune

God-Fearing Trump Supporter Actually Just Fears Black People, Mexicans

“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”

Harvard Medical School Introduces Course On How To Get President Re-Elected

“This seems to be what a lot of doctors are really doing these days,” said the Dean of Harvard Medical School, “so we thought we should at least help them with their future careers.”

Trump Approves Life-Saving Plandemic Treatment Even Though Deaths Probably Fake Anyway

Wow great work Mr. President, now that there is a real treatment the Democrats can’t keep up this plandemic hoax much longer!

Trump Sends Federal Agents In Unmarked Vans To Kidnap Dangerous Criminals

In Desperate Appeal To Suburban Women, Trump Replaces VP Pence With That St. Louis Gun Lady

The move was specifically seen as an effort to appeal to the key demographic of Midwestern college educated suburban women who have no idea how to hold a handgun.

So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals

Trump Eases Showerhead Rules So We Can Have A Wet-Ass President

Trump: When I Said ‘Make America Great Again’ I Actually Meant To Say ‘New Zealand’

“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”