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God-Fearing Trump Supporter Actually Just Fears Black People, Mexicans

“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 27, 2020August 28, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Christians, TrumpLeave a comment on God-Fearing Trump Supporter Actually Just Fears Black People, Mexicans

Harvard Medical School Introduces Course On How To Get President Re-Elected

“This seems to be what a lot of doctors are really doing these days,” said the Dean of Harvard Medical School, “so we thought we should at least help them with their future careers.”

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 25, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:TrumpLeave a comment on Harvard Medical School Introduces Course On How To Get President Re-Elected

Trump Approves Life-Saving Plandemic Treatment Even Though Deaths Probably Fake Anyway

Wow great work Mr. President, now that there is a real treatment the Democrats can’t keep up this plandemic hoax much longer!

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 23, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Coro, TrumpLeave a comment on Trump Approves Life-Saving Plandemic Treatment Even Though Deaths Probably Fake Anyway

Trump Sends Federal Agents In Unmarked Vans To Kidnap Dangerous Criminals

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 20, 2020August 20, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Trump, USPSLeave a comment on Trump Sends Federal Agents In Unmarked Vans To Kidnap Dangerous Criminals

In Desperate Appeal To Suburban Women, Trump Replaces VP Pence With That St. Louis Gun Lady

The move was specifically seen as an effort to appeal to the key demographic of Midwestern college educated suburban women who have no idea how to hold a handgun.

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 20, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Guns, TrumpLeave a comment on In Desperate Appeal To Suburban Women, Trump Replaces VP Pence With That St. Louis Gun Lady

So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 17, 2020August 17, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Masks, TrumpLeave a comment on So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals

Trump Eases Showerhead Rules So We Can Have A Wet-Ass President

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 13, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Shower, TrumpLeave a comment on Trump Eases Showerhead Rules So We Can Have A Wet-Ass President

Trump: When I Said ‘Make America Great Again’ I Actually Meant To Say ‘New Zealand’

“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 11, 2020August 12, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Coronavirus, TrumpLeave a comment on Trump: When I Said ‘Make America Great Again’ I Actually Meant To Say ‘New Zealand’

“It’ll Just Disappear In A Few Months, Will Be A Beautiful Thing,” Trump Predicts Of Own Administration

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 10, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:TrumpLeave a comment on “It’ll Just Disappear In A Few Months, Will Be A Beautiful Thing,” Trump Predicts Of Own Administration

Over 150K Americans Dead, Not From Corornavirus, Just Tired Of All This Winning

Great job, Mr. President!

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 9, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Coronavirus, TrumpLeave a comment on Over 150K Americans Dead, Not From Corornavirus, Just Tired Of All This Winning

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