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“I Won’t Be Implanted With A Government Microchip!” Man Announces On Greatest Mass Surveillance Device Ever Created
Man Unconcerned About COVID 1% Mortality Rate Outraged By Vaccine-Induced Fever, Headache
Giuliani: Despite Supreme Court Loss, We’re Not Finished Making Complete Asses Of Ourselves
Supreme Court Declares That It Is Definitely OK To Mess With Texas Now
Deep State In The FDA Finally Approves Vaccine After Order From Secret Leader
Trump Pardons Self For All Future Crimes He Plans To Commit
“Trust me,” said the President, “there’s going to be a lot. More than any other previous President.”
REPORT: Giuliani Hospitalized, Expected To Fully Recover After Farting In Public
Trump Supporter Now Resigned To Biden Stealing Election But Glad Pandemic Hoax Will Finally End
Newsom Loses Ability To Taste, Not From COVID, Just Too Much Truffle-Infused Velouté At The French Laundry
“After eating the finest food in the world, everything else just seems flavorless and dull,” the distraught Governor of California said in a press conference. “I too bear the scars of this pandemic, even though I have not been infected by the virus. In fact, you might say that I will suffer a fate farContinue reading “Newsom Loses Ability To Taste, Not From COVID, Just Too Much Truffle-Infused Velouté At The French Laundry”
