Author Archives: haroldtribune
Maskless Patriot Celebrates Freedom Of Toddler Being Airlifted 150 Miles To Closest Pediatric ICU
These colors don’t run, but they may fly via government-sponsored helicopter to another county. Probably a less free one with mask mandates.
HEARTWARMING: Local Cop Manages To Interact With Young Black Person Without Murdering Him For No Reason
OPINION: Keep Your Lousy Mask, Only This Horse Butthole Paste Will Save You From COVID
REPORT: LeVar Burton Enjoying A Nice Tall Glass Of “I Told You So” Right Now
Implicit Bias Training Teaches Cop To Avoid Micro-Aggressions So He Can Focus On Macro-Aggressions
“Once I was able to get the little things out of the way, I was much better able to focus on the bigger things, like beating up random people for jaywalking,” Officer Krupke told The Harold Tribune.
New Census Shows White Population Shrinking Everywhere Except In Jeopardy Hosts
How To Make A $5 Steak Taste Like A $6 Steak
Just pretend you grocery store overcharges by about twenty percent. That’ll do it.
Sewers Clog As Nation Of Whiners Shit Selves Over New Masking Guidance
Newly Unearthed Medieval Text Dismissing Black Plague Actually Just Facebook Laugh Emojis
These early medical geniuses were centuries ahead of their time
