Author Archives: haroldtribune
“These Cars Won’t Assemble Themselves!” Shouts Foreman, Accidentally Revealing True Source Of Company Profits
CANCEL CULTURE DEFEATED: Occupational Masturbator Finally Gets His Job Back
It’s a bad day for cancel culture, which means it’s a good day for America.
Perfectly Innocent Oil Pipeline Has Career Ruined By Cancel Culture
This is cancel culture run amok.
Nation Disappointed To Learn That Bezos Plans To Return From Space
Epstein Guards Strike Deal With Prosecutor To Avoid Being Suicided
“We really wanted to make sure to avoid any jail time,” said the lawyer for the two guards. “Because, let me tell you, these two guards know exactly how that turns out.”
