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OPINION: Trump Has Done More For Black People Than Anybody And I Just Wish I Knew Some Black People To Explain This To

Weird Pro-Life Nun Totally Cool With 180,000 People Dying From Disease

“If Jesus we’re alive today, he too would turn away from those inflicted by illness, just like he did in the Bible. Amen,” said Sister Deirdre Byrne at the RNC.

God-Fearing Trump Supporter Actually Just Fears Black People, Mexicans

“President Trump really respects my Christian values, specifically grabbing women by the pussy and calling Mexicans rapists and murders. You know, just like Jesus.”

Pence: If Jesus Were Alive Today He’d Be Walking Around With AR-15, Spreading Gospel, Snorting Coke With Cops

In other words, he would be a true American just like in the Bible. Amen.

South Dakota Governor Laments Fake “Moms” Paid By Soros Taking Care Of Kids In Portland, Seattle

“All these kids are actually being taken care of by fake moms paid for by George Soros, as no real mom would live in Portland or Seattle. The Real Moms all moved to places in Real America like my hometown of Bumblefuck, SD.”

Entire City Of San Francisco Wondering What The Fuck Happened To Kimberly Guilfoyle

After watching Gulfoyle’s RNC speech, the entire City of San Francisco started a group text with former mayor Gavin Newsom asking “WTF you used to be married to her???” To which Newsom responded: “lol”