“It’s gonna be a big book,” the former President chuckled.
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Falwell Jr: “Bulge in pants definitely not cash from rubes who think I believe this bullshit”
Beloved Christian leader Jerry Falwell, Jr., recently posted a controversial picture of himself on social media. Calm down heathens, it was just a joke! This man obviously loves Jesus more than he loves anything else, even more than his deep love of capitalism and his yacht “CA$H 4 CHRI$T”.
Trump: “I only support voter fraud when it helps me get elected”
Generous Landlord Only Evicts Tenants He Doesn’t Like
Inspiring: Schools Are Closed But This Mall Remains Open!
“It’s Only A 1% Death Rate” Says Man Who Doesn’t Know What 1% Of 300 Million Is
It was also not clear at press time if he considered 3 million people to be “a lot of dead people” or just a normal number of dead people. Watch this space for updates on this breaking news story.
OPINION: Stop Giving Your Data To China And Give It To This Weird-Ass Billionaire Instead
Lady Antebellum Changes Name To Lady A-hole
“We wanted a new name that really describes who we are and what we are about. This name does that perfectly.”
The Harold Tribune 