“It’s gonna be a big book,” the former President chuckled.
Beloved Christian leader Jerry Falwell, Jr., recently posted a controversial picture of himself on social media. Calm down heathens, it was just a joke! This man obviously loves Jesus more than he loves anything else, even more than his deep love of capitalism and his yacht “CA$H 4 CHRI$T”.
It was also not clear at press time if he considered 3 million people to be “a lot of dead people” or just a normal number of dead people. Watch this space for updates on this breaking news story.
“We wanted a new name that really describes who we are and what we are about. This name does that perfectly.”