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Pence Unable To Debate Harris Out Of Mortal Fear of Being Alone With Woman Not His Wife
Technically, he would melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Not something he can control, it’s just God’s way.
Trump: When I Said ‘Make America Great Again’ I Actually Meant To Say ‘New Zealand’
“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”
Diversity Win: For First Time In US History, Major Party VP Candidate Will Be A Cop
Georgia Governor: School Reopening Going Well, Just Need More Child-Sized Body Bags
Whoops! Absent-Minded Cop Plants Own Gun On Innocent Person He Shot
“Oh crap!” Officer Bill Krupke said after realizing that he had placed his own service weapon in the hand of the man he had just shot and killed. “What happened was, I was in such a rush that I shot him with my drop gun, then I grabbed the other gun to plant on him,Continue reading “Whoops! Absent-Minded Cop Plants Own Gun On Innocent Person He Shot”
Trader Joe’s Still Deciding If Customers Racist Enough To Buy Products
Falwell Jr Takes Leave From Liberty U To Pursue Lifelong Passion For Drunken Yacht Parties
“It’ll Just Disappear In A Few Months, Will Be A Beautiful Thing,” Trump Predicts Of Own Administration
Over 150K Americans Dead, Not From Corornavirus, Just Tired Of All This Winning
Great job, Mr. President!