Thank you for your hard work, Officer Krupke! We just hope you get home safe tonight after dealing with such a dangerous criminal.
Technically, he would melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Not something he can control, it’s just God’s way.
“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”
“Oh crap!” Officer Bill Krupke said after realizing that he had placed his own service weapon in the hand of the man he had just shot and killed.
“What happened was, I was in such a rush that I shot him with my drop gun, then I grabbed the other gun to plant on him, but the other gun was my revolver issued by the department! Man, those guys at the crime lab are never going to let me live this one down,” he said. “Especially after all the work they will have to do to cover this up over the weekend.”