MyPillow Introduces Pillow Designed For Smothering Loved Ones In Hospital Bed
DNC Releases Platform By Biden Whispering In Voters’ Ear While Giving Shoulder Rub
So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals
USPS: Mailboxes Not Taken Out Of Service, Just Sent To Nice Farm Upstate
Obama Advice To Biden: “Just Shut The Fuck Up Until After Election”
After a lengthy heart-to-heart discussion, the former President advised Joe Biden to shut his God damn pie hole until November 4th, if he really wants to win this thing.
OPINION: QAnon’s 729th Consecutive False Prediction Definitely Means They’re On To Something
Local School Principal Really Good At Pretending Everything Will Be Fine
“I hope everybody is as excited about starting distance learning as I am,” she said, lying through her teeth.
Mask-Wearing Sheep Probably Thinks Germs Are Real
Take off that mask and do surgery like a real American you liberal crybaby!
Heroic Cop Defends Society From Criminal Mastermind Who Cannot Be Restrained With Ordinary Handcuffs
Thank you for your hard work, Officer Krupke! We just hope you get home safe tonight after dealing with such a dangerous criminal.