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Nation Totally Ready For Democrats To Retake Senate Until Remembers Chuck Schumer Would Be In Charge

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 19, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Democrats, Election, SchumerLeave a comment on Nation Totally Ready For Democrats To Retake Senate Until Remembers Chuck Schumer Would Be In Charge

MyPillow Introduces Pillow Designed For Smothering Loved Ones In Hospital Bed

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 18, 2020August 18, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:MyPillowLeave a comment on MyPillow Introduces Pillow Designed For Smothering Loved Ones In Hospital Bed

DNC Releases Platform By Biden Whispering In Voters’ Ear While Giving Shoulder Rub

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 18, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:BidenLeave a comment on DNC Releases Platform By Biden Whispering In Voters’ Ear While Giving Shoulder Rub

So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 17, 2020August 17, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Masks, TrumpLeave a comment on So-Called Trump Supporters Actually Just A Bunch Of Mask-Wearing Liberals

USPS: Mailboxes Not Taken Out Of Service, Just Sent To Nice Farm Upstate

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 16, 2020August 17, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Election, USPSLeave a comment on USPS: Mailboxes Not Taken Out Of Service, Just Sent To Nice Farm Upstate

Obama Advice To Biden: “Just Shut The Fuck Up Until After Election”

After a lengthy heart-to-heart discussion, the former President advised Joe Biden to shut his God damn pie hole until November 4th, if he really wants to win this thing.

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 16, 2020August 16, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Biden, ObamaLeave a comment on Obama Advice To Biden: “Just Shut The Fuck Up Until After Election”

OPINION: QAnon’s 729th Consecutive False Prediction Definitely Means They’re On To Something

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 16, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:QAnonLeave a comment on OPINION: QAnon’s 729th Consecutive False Prediction Definitely Means They’re On To Something

Local School Principal Really Good At Pretending Everything Will Be Fine

“I hope everybody is as excited about starting distance learning as I am,” she said, lying through her teeth.

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 14, 2020Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Local School Principal Really Good At Pretending Everything Will Be Fine

Mask-Wearing Sheep Probably Thinks Germs Are Real

Take off that mask and do surgery like a real American you liberal crybaby!

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 14, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:CoronavirusLeave a comment on Mask-Wearing Sheep Probably Thinks Germs Are Real

Heroic Cop Defends Society From Criminal Mastermind Who Cannot Be Restrained With Ordinary Handcuffs

Thank you for your hard work, Officer Krupke! We just hope you get home safe tonight after dealing with such a dangerous criminal.

Posted byharoldtribuneAugust 13, 2020August 13, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:PoliceLeave a comment on Heroic Cop Defends Society From Criminal Mastermind Who Cannot Be Restrained With Ordinary Handcuffs

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