Whoops! Megachurch Reopens To Thousands But Pastor Forgets Cyanide-laced Kool-Aid
Pence Unable To Debate Harris Out Of Mortal Fear of Being Alone With Woman Not His Wife
Technically, he would melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Not something he can control, it’s just God’s way.
Trump: When I Said ‘Make America Great Again’ I Actually Meant To Say ‘New Zealand’
“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”
Diversity Win: For First Time In US History, Major Party VP Candidate Will Be A Cop
Georgia Governor: School Reopening Going Well, Just Need More Child-Sized Body Bags
Whoops! Absent-Minded Cop Plants Own Gun On Innocent Person He Shot
“Oh crap!” Officer Bill Krupke said after realizing that he had placed his own service weapon in the hand of the man he had just shot and killed.
“What happened was, I was in such a rush that I shot him with my drop gun, then I grabbed the other gun to plant on him, but the other gun was my revolver issued by the department! Man, those guys at the crime lab are never going to let me live this one down,” he said. “Especially after all the work they will have to do to cover this up over the weekend.”