Every Possible Permutation of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Removing Music From Spotify

The following new duos formed in the last week with no intention of making music other than to demand it be removed from Spotify: Crosby & Stills, Crosby & Nash, Crosby & Young, Stills & Nash, Stills & Young and Nash & Young. Additionally, The Byrds, Buffalo Springfield and The Hollies all announced reunion tours just so they could produce new live albums that would never be allowed on Spotify.

School District Cancels All US History Classes Because They Make White Kids Feel Bad

“There’s just no way around it,” said local school principal Anne Guilfoyle, “pretty much every decade of the last 200 years, something happened that makes white kids really uncomfortable to talk about. So we replaced the history classes with square dancing and lawn bowling, which is a bit more suitable for them.”