OPINION: Keep Your Lousy Mask, Only This Horse Butthole Paste Will Save You From COVID
REPORT: LeVar Burton Enjoying A Nice Tall Glass Of “I Told You So” Right Now
Implicit Bias Training Teaches Cop To Avoid Micro-Aggressions So He Can Focus On Macro-Aggressions
“Once I was able to get the little things out of the way, I was much better able to focus on the bigger things, like beating up random people for jaywalking,” Officer Krupke told The Harold Tribune.
New Census Shows White Population Shrinking Everywhere Except In Jeopardy Hosts
How To Make A $5 Steak Taste Like A $6 Steak
Just pretend you grocery store overcharges by about twenty percent. That’ll do it.
Sewers Clog As Nation Of Whiners Shit Selves Over New Masking Guidance
Newly Unearthed Medieval Text Dismissing Black Plague Actually Just Facebook Laugh Emojis
These early medical geniuses were centuries ahead of their time
Simone Biles Wins Gold Medal In Triggering Losers On Facebook
“I guess she just couldn’t handle the pressure,” commented a pathetic loser on Facebook who has never accomplished a single worthwhile thing in his sad little life.
Asking Me “How Are You Doing?” Is A Violation Of My HIPAA Rights
I’m calling the police right now.
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