Technically, he would melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Not something he can control, it’s just God’s way.
“And I also meant to say that the world is going to put a wall around the United States and we’re going to pay for it, for many, many years in the future. My bad.”
“Oh crap!” Officer Bill Krupke said after realizing that he had placed his own service weapon in the hand of the man he had just shot and killed. “What happened was, I was in such a rush that I shot him with my drop gun, then I grabbed the other gun to plant on him,Continue reading “Whoops! Absent-Minded Cop Plants Own Gun On Innocent Person He Shot”
Great job, Mr. President!