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State Dept Travel Advisory Encourages Americans To Get The Hell Out Of The US

“You don’t have to go anywhere in particular,” the Department of State press release noted. “But you are highly advised not to stick around here.”

Kamala Harris Hands In Badge In Preparation For Exciting New Job Opportunity

George W. Bush To Release Book Of Portraits Of People CIA Tortured At Black Sites

“It’s gonna be a big book,” the former President chuckled.

Falwell Jr: “Bulge in pants definitely not cash from rubes who think I believe this bullshit”

Beloved Christian leader Jerry Falwell, Jr., recently posted a controversial picture of himself on social media. Calm down heathens, it was just a joke! This man obviously loves Jesus more than he loves anything else, even more than his deep love of capitalism and his yacht “CA$H 4 CHRI$T”.

Trump: “I only support voter fraud when it helps me get elected”

Generous Landlord Only Evicts Tenants He Doesn’t Like

Inspiring: Schools Are Closed But This Mall Remains Open!

“It’s Only A 1% Death Rate” Says Man Who Doesn’t Know What 1% Of 300 Million Is

It was also not clear at press time if he considered 3 million people to be “a lot of dead people” or just a normal number of dead people. Watch this space for updates on this breaking news story.